SexDistance Is A New Web Service That Offers, Well, You Know

Every once in a while gag sites pop up in our email that make us chortle lightly and say “Sure, we’ll bite.” To wit: allows you to see, ummm, how far you go when you have intimate relations with another person. You feel me? You see where this is going?

To use it you enter your, ummm, length and effort expended in the achievement of great justice. The service then calculates how far the old rook took the queen, as they say in the world of competitive chess.

The creators, who remained anonymous, noted that the service can be used to measure:

Past or current relationships’ covered distance,
Last time’s covered distance,
Last summer vacation total distance,
Marriage’s sexual life quality measured by the distance covered instead of only the number of intercourses as a means of quality assessment,
Personal lifetime distance,

Below you will note my own back of the envelope calculations for a trip I took to Spain once (not really).

No word on business model but they’ve got some ads up there and heck, everyone loves them some sex-themed web services, right? Right? Sadly, there’s no API, because I could imagine some really interesting Arduino projects.


About Nlyten

I have always been a tech enthusiast, to the point where i have become an addict. Tech to me is crack; Always trying to get my fix every chance i get ! I have always loved sharing anything that fascinates me which again 90% of the time is about tech related content. I used to share content on Google Reader Shared pages ( but after their not so brilliant idea to shut it down i felt i needed a new platform where i could share and distribute content and thats how came about. So keep reading and get Nlyten ed !

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