P0rn Specific Search Engine Scours Only .XXX Sites

The company behind .xxx domains has just launched a search engine (search.xxx) to scour the 21,000,000+ pages of tits and wieners contained in .xxx websites. It’s supposed to streamline the process of finding just the right (read: very, VERY wrong) kind of stuff you’re looking for. Personally, I still use AskJeeves, but that’s just me and he’s my loyal manservant and promised to never divulge any my secrets. “Puppet p0rn.” *backhanding* DAMMIT, JEEVES. You’re sleeping in the cellar tonight.

Stuart Lawley, the CEO of the group which operates the .xxx domain says the search engine is all about porn:
“It’s porn, only porn, all porn. There’s as much porn there as anyone would need, I’d imagine.”

Lawley says the search engine wil protect user privacy so your weird fetish searches don’t pop up in everyday, innocuous searching and wants the search engine to be clean, fast and to the point. In his words, the porn search engine will “have no ads, no videos, nothing on the search engine itself”, so that people can take their time and not worry about being bombarded with camgirl ads in finding their source material.

LOL @ “There’s as much porn there as anyone would need, I’d imagine.” Oh Stuart, what little you know. My roommate starts collecting porn from the moment he wakes up and doesn’t stop until long after I’ve gone to bed. He’ll NEVER have enough. He’ll also never have a girlfriend. “Porn addict?” No, just really f***ing ugly.

Thanks to Ritz, who searches for p0rn the old fashioned way: with Alta Vista. Alta Vista! You’re not gonna find anything but old people doing it!

 

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